Put it in “H”!

If they tweaked the damage model a bit so it doesn’t feel like I’m playing with Nerf guns, I’d love this game. As it is, it just feels like a slog. Too bad, it’s absolutely beautiful and feels very slick to interact with.

If my employer tried to talk to me about my pornography habits, I would immediately resign.

Criminality is like, the least of all the differences between child pornography and adult entertainment.

And this one cautions strongly against drawing strong links of causality...which is exactly what your original post did. Just go ahead and admit that your original post is your opinion. I’ll then remind you that opinions are like assholes...there are a lot of both of those on the Internet. Then we’ll laugh and move…

That link is about child porn and people convicted of abusing children. This in no way backs up your first claim. Child porn =\= adult porn. They are not the same thing at all. At all. Just as child-brides are not the same as adult brides. Second, that is a study of convicted abusers, not people (literally) at…

Oh sure, Dayton Moore can talk to his players about pornography, but when my Little League coach did it he went to prison. #hypocrisy

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

I coughed up McDonalds Diet Coke reading jayswimmers.

Not to worry. He’s already tweeted to clarify that the thing that he said happened isn’t what happened or what he said.

Before we jump to conclusions, we need to know what color they were. Remember the rules from Katrina: black people loot, white people salvage.

If I’m ever in a situation where I need to loot to provide for my family I’m looting away. But as a clean cut white guy I’m sure the report would praise me for my dedication to my family and he would call a rescue chopper to whisk my family away to safety

What’s even worse is that he posted on Friendster that he set up a traffic cam and was sending the police photos of all of the jaywalkers and jayswimmers.

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.

‘HEY HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE TRYING TO SURVIVE BETTER TELL THE COPS ON THEM AND TAKE SOME PICTURES’

A friend had one who would mimic his voice and call their cats in the voice he used for feeding them. They fell for it every time.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

I showed this story to my wife.

Agreed. My original joke was in.....questionable taste.

Not all that many video games let you get way with duping nobles, though. Now for tabletop where you have a gamemaster that really lets you get away with all sorts of crazy stuff in regards to your stats then absolutely, you want to put more points into bluff and lore and learning orcish and so forth. But for most…