I went back and watched again and his brake lights are totally on in the air hahaha

Easy, If I see cops setting up a road block with spikes and cruisers, I’m whipping my cell phone out.

Hits ramp, freeze frame in mid air...

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

now that’s how you record cell phone video.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Cool World aged perfectly. It is every bit as terrible now as it was then.

Fuck that noise, Hitler already stole an entire mustache all by himself, I’m not letting them steal a haircut I’ve been rocking since college and women seem to genuinely like on me.

All these photos are all just haircuts, especially the second one you posted. Longer hair on the top and shorter on the sides is pretty much standard for most men. I however might raise eyebrows if they sported a Chaplinesque mustache.

And a loser. Don’t forget it represents losers as well.

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

Guy waving the Confederate flag has a right to do so. Guy who took it down in a sweet ninja move should be fined $2,000 for doing so, but that was $2,000 well spent. I’d chip in for that. Same goes for #PunchANazi.

Once again, the Freedoms of Speech and Association (gathering in protest) are protections against government actors. They do not protect you from your job firing you for dumbass opinions or having a counter protestor Stinger Splash your ass because your flag, that represents a bunch of racist traitors, pisses him off.

The Confederate Flag: Because why let people just think you’re a racist?

‘Secessionist Party’....hilarious. Those fuckwits wouldn’t have a clue what to do with themselves without the government that tolerates their existence. But yeah, this is quite satisfying in its’ restrained, graceful execution.

Tim, you’re spot on, this proposal is a fucktard leading a fuck parade of dumbass fucking fucks - George Carlin (paraphrasing)

I think the detriment isn’t so much the occasional IBB fuck-up, it’s that Baseball has always had the idea that in order for things to count they actually have to happen. So we don’t let someone hit a homerun and then just walk back to the dugout. They actually have to run the bases and touch homeplate despite the…

Amen. We should not eliminate random acts of incompetence from the game.

counter counterpoint, it’s a big deal to change a long standing baseball tradition for almost no benefit and slight detriment to the sport. I like the public shame exposition that is the intentional walk.