“You rode a hammer?”

I’ve never felt more unworthy to wield it. :(

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

“Well, y’know, the suit recycles my feces and urine. Isn’t that right, Friday?”
“No, Mister Stark. It does not.”
“...oh, no.”

I’m inclined to think that he felt it move when he tugged, and then decided he wasn’t worthy by himself. That’s just how I read the scene, though.

But hey: Did you know that Steve could have picked up that ol’ hammer any dang time he wanted to, from Age Of Ultron up to its destruction in Ragnarok?

Wait until they reveal Tony Stark poops in the suit.

those things need to be referenced in order to make them look real.

Good call. There is always need for empathy, and we shouldn’t ever respond to someone (like these staffers) who clearly need help by mocking them. Also as you stated, there’s no way for regularly viewing graphic real-world violence or gore to not have an impact on a human being; its possible that these folks didn't…

Man, these grey comments about workers not being able to handle the content of a game they signed on to make, way to miss the point. Exposure to material like this effects the human psyche negatively, blanket statement, end of story. Even if the extent of that damage is desensitization and is largely not at a…

“You’d walk around the office and one guy would be watching hangings on YouTube, another guy would be looking at pictures of murder victims, someone else would be watching a video of a cow being slaughtered,” they said. “The scary part was always the point at which new people on the project got used to it. And I…

Thanks sexually-repressed puritanical value system!

Still amazes me that a nude body bothers people, but this, this shit, is acceptable.

Are bidets expected to completely replace toilet paper? I would think some wiping would still be necessary to dry afterwards. Also, on average I think Americans have more body hair than Japanese.

Yes, it’s really too bad that we haven’t invented a way for footage to be saved to be watched later. 

Actually, given Tesla’s build quality:

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

They can fix that with a software update.

I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.

Because the rapist, who is a Kentuckian, as am I, and I reside in Tennessee, has paternity rights in Kentucky and Tennessee. I would’ve had to co-parent with my rapist.