He has seen his BORD.

If you stay up for the whole thing, you’re going to start hallucinating around the time you get to Civil War. That’s when you unlock the secret, improved version of these movies, where Iron Man is a singing hamburger, Thor is best friends with a tiny flying hippopotamus, and everything in Doctor Strange looks normal.

Experienced bartender=guaranteed employment

Good bartenders are invaluable. 

Can’t argue, we’ve got a lot going on here.

As a South Carolinian I can confirm that the crazy doesn’t stop at the border.

Exactly. In N.C. of all places. Whatever he does must be hella valuable or he has some really good connections through his activism.

Imagine the bottle of chardonnay that came with it.

Imagine the bottle of chardonnay that came with it.

I sincerely hope, for conservation’s sake, that this is synthetic cork.

I sincerely hope, for conservation’s sake, that this is synthetic cork.

This, and also the cops:
“Sure, we got nothin’ better to do, we’ll send you three units.”

Or he could have just not called him into work to fire him, just do it on the call to the guy. It’s almost like he wanted him to come in and feel threatened (like he hasn’t already felt that way).

It’s scary now.

Yeah, Trump is already drawing up the prison camp plans for any non-believers.  This war is going to start in the halls of congress and we’ll be the luckiest bastards alive if it doesn’t spill into the streets before 2020.

Real talk. I’m most impressed how dude always has another job lined up. His hustle is deep.

“We’re so terrified of you being violent that we’re going to bring you to our location instead of calling or texting.”

Hey I live in NC!

The next two years are going to be scary as fuck while all the white supremacists double down for what may be their last, biggest hurrah

Jesus, everyone in N.C. is crazy as fuck.

Ever notice how the people that oppose left wing ideas like the Green New Deal or Single Payer Healthcare are lying dumbasses who never make a coherent argument against those left wing ideas?   Morons that voted for a celebrity game show host have some nerve calling anyone else dumb.