The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

I’m a Patton Oswalt fan, but I would have preferred a picture without him in it since this was Michelle’s work and not his.

What if I get pissed off about unlicensed stickers of Calvin praying/pissing?

Next week Nancy and Sluggo eat Tide Pods.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

It’s part of an overall dislike of the costume redesign they did for the New 52 where his costume looks more and more like either armor or a super-rigid onesie. An armored Superman seems inherently wrong for the character to me. The red briefs are also borrowed from what seems to have inspired the original look of the…

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

I would mock this but I got in a near-screaming argument the other day about the importance of Superman’s red briefs returning to the costume so I have no room to mock.

I love how she ends comms with “Have a good day.” and “Thank you for the assistance.” in a calm and cool manner. Like hey I lost a chunk of plane and a passenger so my day is shit. I hope yours is pleasant.

Because we’re not Felicia Day?

“Socialism for me, but not for thee.”

A Rand acolyte continuing to nurse at the govt. teat. Checks out.

They’re crooked!

We’ve made a huge mistake.

Yep, that’s how the last election went. Thinking we’re too good for idiocy to prevail is definitely not enough.

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

Dude threatened a school shooting over people talking about school shootings, according to the article.

That’s not “he was stressed, and needed to release stress.”

That’s, “he issued a threat, got caught, and now he says it was all for ‘the lulz.’” It’s cowardly, and it bespeaks youthful foolishness, which he shouldn’t…

I spy a JETPACK CAT

Don Jr. knows the only way he can get his father’s love is by being an unrepentant cunt. He’s not half bad at it.