I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

Hope Hicks.

The movie lost me with its very first line: “Government sources tell us the world’s energy resources will be fully exhausted within five years.” 

So this is a world where solar, wind, tidal, and geothermal power don’t exist, yet they’re on the verge of a giant space-based particle accelerator creating enough free…

My favorite end game reward of all time was my first: the t-shirt in GTA Vice City that said “I completed Vice City and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

Collect the 900 Korok seeds in Zelda BotW if you want to complain about a reward.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doing olympic martial arts AND skiing is clearly two tricks, no? Or is that not what we’re talking about :-P

Yeah man, the abs and symmetrical nip... wait, what? Tell me more about the lack of symmetry of your nipples!

With the oil. Please don’t forget the oil.

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

He’s a gyro to his people.

This is why I don’t allow you to dine alone with other men, mother...

Hey now, don’t rag on my favorite lesbian in Congress.

Lindsey Graham, is that you?

You really didn’t think Pita would just fold, did you?

Oh my stahhs *fans face with lace hand fan*

I wanted to like this anime but maaaaan.... The huge amounts of sexual stuff is just too much for me

When he returns home the Tongan crowds will shwarma the plane.

It was close, he hummos didn’t quality for the Olympics.

If Pita can grab a medal, he will surely go down as a national gyro.