My cousin has a fake epi pen and it panics me and I almost cry when he fake injects me with it. Fuck needles.

The main purpose of that safe is to keep your firearms safe from your children, so it being so easy to open isn’t that big a deal provided your children don’t learn how to pick locks. (because stealing your key would always be more effective for your children anyways)

They did. They also gave an equal amount of attention to how to open masterlocks with a hammer. This kind of negative publicity gets shit fixed. Hopefully.

Wow she looks amazing in that! I couldn’t get past thinking it looks like she is wearing a very large pampers for the boots though tbh

Me too. I enjoyed it much more than I expected I would and I feel too many people are focused on making it fit with the rest of the Star Treks. Just enjoy the damn show people! On its own it is decent.

Android’s app drawer sucks ass anyways. I miss my windows phone’s every time I use it. It makes so much less sense.

It’s working. I want one.

That was a half hour of my life I’m never getting back.

How does he not smash it into the ground into tiny little quadcopter pieces.

Arguably the porn company just did it for the lolz

10/10 would vote for this guy over the GOP field.

Fuck yes. I loved this game on my Vita before it met its tragic end. I’ll be buying the shit out of this later.

I have to admit, the debates have actually left me pretty impressed with him. I feel like if he had like 35% or so in the polls I would go for him, but with the consistent <5%....yeah not happening.

Now that you mention it, she kind of looks like she’s holding a video game controller and isn’t quite sure what to do with it so she’s concentrating intently on hitting the right buttons...

Not going to lie, I was really hoping to see the house burst at the seams from expanding foam.

WE WON!!!

When I bought my tickets with my cousin we decided we weren’t going to deal with that bullshit so we manually filled out the cards so that we got two of every powerball and the rest random. We *will* win $8 of our $104 back dammit.

So if I made it to the store alive I’ve already beat worse odds once and should stock up!!

I put three pictures in and all of them came out as “ok”. Pardon me while I go be depressed in a corner.

That Volt actually looks really nice, like something I would drive.