You sound like all the people in 2008 who constantly ranted about how horrible touchscreens on phones are, and how they’re never give up their physical clicky keyboards. How’s that Blackberry working out for you??

But regardless of whether or not you remember ROTS, have you never seen ANH? The original SW film?? The one where Obi-Wan literally hands the saber to Luke on screen? Did you forget that part???

Or venezuela!

Nor I. Why is it so difficult to conceive that some people’s parents didn’t have brothers??

WHY NO FRANK OZ?!?!

Literally nobody here believes that you didn’t read his comment. Troll better.

How the fuck did you get ungrayed??

“Battlefront II comes out November 17th...”

Here’s fun and helpful rhyme:

I’m glad you’re not a screenwriter...

And when, pray tell, do you suggest that this conversation should have happened? Maybe sometime after they escape from the Death Star? Oh wait… Fuck. :|

It’s clearly established in the novelization that she restores a snub-fighter flight simulator using found parts, and has spent many, many hours training on it. Read a book! :) ;)

Holy fuck, those goddamn Solo children were THE WORST... Ugh...

Weakest troll attempt I’ve seen all month. Do better.

Concern trolls are the worst kind of trolls.

Homelessness was not the butt of the joke. The goofy fuckin’ appearance of that rich pro athlete was the butt of the joke. Humor needs to always punch upwards, and that’s what the joke does.

I thought BvS was great, and I cannot comprehend everyone’s bitter disdain for it.

How was that a “twist”??