What kind of African American parents name their son Arian??? Seriously, wtf is that shit? That would be like my Jewish buddy naming his son Notsy...

That was some super-weak trolling. Do better next time.

Apple Watch 2 isn’t even out yet. Sure, they’re taking orders, but nobody has one. Maybe wait to discuss how bad the sky is falling until after the best one on the market is actually available for purchase.

Here’s my proposal. (We get Alaska & Hawaii, too, btw...)

“As a lifelong Android user...”

I’m with you. This is completely foreign concept to me...

Ah, just a dickhead... Gotcha.

Be careful there, your bigotry white male privilege is showing. Might wanna tuck that in, big guy...

Hey, she may be a monumentally ignorant piece of shit, but it’s not because of her feminism, it’s in spite of her feminism. Feminism is very good thing... Do you really have a problem with gender equality?

What does it feel like to have dozens of people all simultaneously trying to carefully explain to you what an incredibly stupid fucking pancake you are? It must be absolutely exhilarating!

What in the ever-living-fuck are you blathering about?? This is an article about autocorrect on smartphones. And you’re going off on an unhinged, bizarre tangent about white actors portraying characters who... ...honestly, I have no fucking clue what you’re saying. Please, increase the frequency of your therapist…

Yes! More, please. MOAR! It’s so delicious...

That is some grade-A trolling right there. Top marks.

Citations?

(Nobody says that...)

There is no way in hell I’m reading all that...

“Force touch does not seem very useful to me...”

It’s not. It’s just as racially-neutral as “con artist” or “scammer”.

Sure, of course, if you choose to ignore virtually every single graphic designer, photographer, animator, video editor, and audio engineer.