You sound miserable and pathetic.

Dude, it’s technically a deleted scene, but everybody knows about Biggs’s origin and the story of how he joined the Rebellion. This is not obscure EU shit. This is basic SW knowledge that every fan is familiar with.

Is it strange that I’m way more concerned about the white car driver’s paperwork that is blowing around, never to be retrieved? You can see it explode out of the truck when the Mustang connects, and then it’s just blowing everywhere... What if he was on his way to get audited, and the Mustang just totally ruined his…

Your post is excellent and wonderful. I posted the following elsewhere, but it’ll likely get lost in the grays, so I want to ride your coattails here:

So, if TFA was a literal beat-for-beat remake of ANH, as so many whiny trolls have been trying to claim since December, then can someone please explain whose role Finn was a rehash of?

Yeah, and did you somehow fail to notice that literally every single clip in that super-cut is from the last 4 or 5 years, AFTER the death of Macho Man???

Nope.

The “...Brother!” schtick was Macho Man Randy Savage. Not Hulk.

Dude, in every post you’ve made, including your very first one, you’ve sounded like an insufferable braggart douchebag. You have poor social skills. Stop posting.

I am amazed and impressed with the incredible level of self-awareness and decency you’ve shown. Nobody ever apologizes or takes it back when they get called out for being a jerk online. I appreciate it, and fully accept your apology in the spirit in which it was given. Thank you, sir-or-madam, no worries.

That’s cute. Instead of citing any actual logical evidence or reasoning to support your opposing position, you immediately resort to personal insults against a complete stranger. That doesn’t exactly do much to bolster your side... (Do you have a side? You honestly didn’t make any sort of actual point.)

Bruce Wayne is about forty times more intelligent than Matt Murdock, and has an infinitely more believable emotional complexity.

ATTENTION: HEART AT WAR!!!

Nobody has ever been able to cite a single problem/issue/complaint with Crystal Skull that wasn’t also abundantly present in at least one of the first three films. All the Crystal Skull haters are either hypocrites or revisionists. Come at me.

But what’s the secret to making Daredevil’s protagonist so incredibly boring and one-dimensional??

Don’t you mean the true hare??? HEY-OH!!!!!!!

It’s really hilarious that someone as blatantly smug and high-horse-y as yourself would totally botch the use of the word drivel, and erroneously use the word “dribble”. Nice work, dipshit.

Well, I do appreciate that you’ve revealed to everyone else here your complete and total lack of intellect and maturity. Although, it’s extremely disturbing that you have been allowed to procreate...

Ah, and now you’ve revealed your homophobic bigotry. Nice job.