Whoa there! If you backpedal any harder you’re gonna break your bike!

“Chauvinism”?? The definition of that word is apparently yet another thing that you never learned, since is doesn’t even remotely apply to anything I wrote.

And yet you never learned to spelled the word “learned”...

FTFY.

That’s the best you can do? Shocking.

Wow. You need to dramatically increase the frequency of your therapist appointments if you can’t see the obvious connection between showing your dick, unrequested, to strangers on the street, and showing your dick, unrequested, to strangers online. It’s the same fucking thing. As an experienced mental health…

It’s a mental health issue. It’s the same kind of psychological defect that causes flashers to open their trenchcoats at strangers in Central Park. These men are technically sex offenders, and need some intensive therapy.

CAST JACK GLEESON AS NELLIE OR GTFO!!!

It what very-clearly established in last year’s hard-hitting documentary Days of Future Past that Magneto was the one responsible for JFK’s death. Wake up sheeple!

Goldsmiths and silversmiths make gold objects and silver objects. No reasonable person would assume that these precious metals are “made”. I think most people know that these materials come out of the ground. Likewise, most reasonable people know that rings and necklaces do not come out of the ground. Someone makes…

OMFG, is this really an argument that you feel strongly about having? Is this something that is important to you, that’s going to keep you up at night? Do you honestly not understand the way “-smith” is supposed to be used? There are many, many ways to troll that are far more clever and effective than this… Pick one.

Yes, they work with black iron. When they material is being manipulated, the work area becomes covered in ash and soot. Everything turns black, including the smith’s arms and apron. The product they’re working on is literally black in color, until it’s finished and polished into a nice metallic sheen. Do you really…

Keep trying, little guy. You’ll get the hang of it eventually...

I totally am! Thanks for recognizing it. :) I’m a laughsmith, a smilesmith, a jokesmith, a drinksmith, and if you’re lucky, an orgasmsmith.

Putting “-smith” after anything means “maker of that thing”.

Concern trolls are the worst trolls...

So that your potential-matches on Tinder to think that you make cocks?? How would that be appealing? I guess maybe some chicks would dig a guy working in a dildo factory...

“Compassion for human life”??? Who the fuck do you think you’re kidding??? I live in Minneapolis, snow is part of life. Get the fuck over it. I worked in the food service industry for 12 years. A snow storm is NOT a reason to stop delivering food. As a customer, I tip extra well, and my morality remains perfectly…

What kind of fairly-land dream-world do you live in? If the establishment is open, then it’s the owner that’s the garbage person, not the consumer who’s simply paying for a service. If you chose to show up for work, and the customer tips well, you’ve got nothing to bitch about, you whiny little cunt.