So that your potential-matches on Tinder to think that you make cocks?? How would that be appealing? I guess maybe some chicks would dig a guy working in a dildo factory...

“Compassion for human life”??? Who the fuck do you think you’re kidding??? I live in Minneapolis, snow is part of life. Get the fuck over it. I worked in the food service industry for 12 years. A snow storm is NOT a reason to stop delivering food. As a customer, I tip extra well, and my morality remains perfectly…

What kind of fairly-land dream-world do you live in? If the establishment is open, then it’s the owner that’s the garbage person, not the consumer who’s simply paying for a service. If you chose to show up for work, and the customer tips well, you’ve got nothing to bitch about, you whiny little cunt.

Dramatic climax in Star Trek:

Star Wars is an exciting space adventure with wizards and warriors and pirates.

Awww, did dumwun get dare widdo feewings hoowut?? Let me warm you up a bottle...

They were literally TRAITORS to the USA. As another commenter aptly pointed out to you, the entire Confederacy, including all the soldiers you just cited who never owned slaves, were literally traitors to our nation. Your nation and mine. And you want to honor them with monuments.

I’ve rewatched Sucker Punch four or five times since I bought the Blu-Ray. I do recommend it to people, anytime Zack Snyder or any of the actors come up in conversation. The three main stars were Emily Browning, Oscar Isaac, and Scott Glen. Yes, I can hum the fucking score. Do these answers convince you it’s a good…

Watchmen and Sucker Punch are fucking awesome. That is, if you don’t hate fun.

I was trying to come up with a way to make a “how is this different than her normal appearance” joke, but I couldn’t figure out how to do it without it being super-lame and tired. So I settled for this super-lame comment, instead.

There are other scientific reasons...

If it pisses off Texans, then I’m all for it!

I think the lesson here is clear: Never, ever sing in a cover band.

Wrong stormtrooper helmet...

Food does not “soak up” alcohol. That is not how human physiology works...

You understand that Palpatine was faking that “defeat”, right? Did you not get that? Since Yoda is by far the most powerful Jedi, and couldn’t defeat Palpatine himself, what makes you think that Windu could? Palpatine was just faking it because he could totally sense Anakin approaching. He wanted to exploit the…

Keep trying. You’ll get it eventually!

Have you even seen Star Wars??? Do you recall what happened in the last moments of the trench run? He was absolutely and perfectly right, and the only reason the Rebels survived was because of him. But keep grasping your straws...