Drinking at a bar and dining at a table are very different things, young man.

Oh please just go fuck off. You’re the dickhead that every single bartender hates to work for.

Dude, you’re the OP, and he’s obviously replying to the dickheads like “bnceo” and “SuspiciousLook”. He’s on your side, don’t be a dick. Also, he sounds like he’d be a great guy to work for! Are you really that thick?

You’re the kind of person who makes it glaringly obvious to everyone around them that they’ve never worked a day in the service industry...

Yes, with that terrible attitude, you should probably just stay home and not patronize bars at all. You won’t be missed.

When did Deadpan decide it was okay to use disgusting homophobic anti-gay slurs in their headlines?

Check the body-shaming. She’s got lovely legs. She may be an insufferable twit, but body-shaming is never cool. (This is still Jezebel, right?)

Hey everyone, check this guy out. He thinks that killing people with guns is equivalent to spilling a drink... Yes, I think he’s serious.

Every player wearing the same color? I like it. It perfects encapsulates and symbolizes the utter pointlessness of professional sports on a societal level.

“I did Boy Scouts for 20 years...”

OMFG, that’s a lie and you damn well know it.

This entire article makes you sound like a butthurt whiny baby...

I work in a professional office environment, and I have a nickname for my boss. It’s “Boss”. As in, “Hey Boss, where do you want these files?” :)

Gone.

Gone.

I absolutely agree with your point, and your position, but I thought you should know that annulments are actually significantly more complicated than divorces, because they require a very specific set of circumstances, which are usually rather unlikely...

Did it maybe go something like this?

Troll better. That was super-weak.

I always tip pretty well (20-30%), and sometimes, if the amount of the bill and the amount of the cash denominations that I happen to have work out right, it’s simply logical to say some variation of “Keep the change.” I don’t know why your experience has been so odd...

Apparently you are the one who cares, since you’re now leaving multiple rambling responses, all of which are whiny diatribes which simply boil down to “WHAAAAA!!! I WANT IT MY WAY!!!!” Get over yourself. It you can’t understand my point by now, you’re probably not capable of doing so: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunni…

Let’s set aside your tu quoque fallacy for a moment, and address your false claims head-on. It’s kind of sad and pathetic that my very simple point is somehow being lost on you, but I’ll try to dumb it down and make it easier to grasp: My point is that all the people pissing and moaning over their SW home video…