Not serious. :) Your comment sounded a lot like the very-famous meme:

Can you tell from the pixels?

You're not wrong. For about twenty years, "skinny" did only mean skim milk. That's it. Sometime in the last few years, Starfucks decided that it should also mean sugar-free, and they f-ed up the lingo for the thousands of small independent coffee shops across the country.

Yeah, you're totally right about that. Anyone who isn't frothing at the mouth with bitter vitriol directed at restaurant patrons, and has the brazen audacity to suggest that a server may have made a mistake, is instantly a shunned pariah... Ugh...

Apparently so.

No, the clenched-tooth reply would have been, "BUT.THIS.TOAST.IS.CUT.IN.HALF.YOU.NITWIT" and the entire mystery would have been solved right then. While it's abundantly clear that this customer is a horrifyingly ignorant dipfuck, the server definitely shares some of the blame for how far the situation escalated. As…

If I was at a party, and some douche dusted off an old joke and tried to pass it off as an actual anecdote that happened to them, everyone would have a blast watching me call them out on it. Just like people are enjoying your crash-and-burn here...

Nope, you saw that comic at some point in the past, and tried to pass off the joke as your own anecdote, never expecting someone else to call you out on it. You're a liar.

With the toast situation, the very first time the customer complained, the server should have responded with a polite, "But this is whole wheat toast, ma'am. Would you like something else?" The entire drama would've been diffused right then. As a veteran server of over twelve years, I believe effective 2-way…

How does it feel getting caught in a lie?

Really?

This happened just a mile or so from my parents' house. So messed up. And the commenters in the local news articles are mind-bogglingly infuriating. They're completely blaming this gamer, and painting the victim as the cause for the situation... So fucked up.

You obviously don't understand how Apple Pay works, at all...

If you have such a strong need to spend that much time together, then you should probably move in together.

"Seriously, not counting sleeping hours, I'm over there maybe like 10 hours a week. That's 2 hours on a weekday and 4 hours Saturday and Sunday each."

You're definitely over there way too much. If the roommate says you're over there too much, then you are. It's their home, not yours. If you need to be with your SO that much, then have him come to you some of the time.

Concern Troll is concerned.

You just keep on adding layers and layers to how much of an asshole you are. Every comment you've made so far is further evidence of your horribleness.

Didn't the TV networks have you guys wear mics in your helmets for a while? Was that a thing?

"December is a weird time to buy an air conditioner..."

"December is a weird time to buy an air conditioner..."