icannotremembermyoldburner
I Cannot Remember My Old Burner
icannotremembermyoldburner

It’s been far too long since I last watched A Fish Called Wanda.

If it makes the “alphas” mad then I’m all the way in and will happily buy some Galentine’s merch from Target. Leslie might have been written as an over-the-top character but she was also right a lot of the time. It’s okay to be girly and also get s*** done and celebrate the women in your life. It feels misogynist to

‘Not Satany enough.’

Brendan isn't being ungrateful. He was assaulted by the former head of the HFPA. You know...the people who run The Globes...

It seems appropriate for HER to talk about it with him.

Given the fact that his mother is a famous sex worker, and the reasonable likelihood that he could be bullied about it in school, I can understand why his mother might have wanted to preempt the bullying, misinformation, and shaming.

Man, I Feel Like I Know This Woman

I think we should give them the chance. Pre-judging a concept alone is killing good projects. Let someone write their story arc, present their project, and then judge the final result on its own merits. What the internet is doing at this point is the equivalent of sitting in a classroom and saying “Oh, Sarah’s writing

How can we have discussions about domestic labor that don’t factor in men?

As an older person who grew up watching MTV and knows exactly what was aired then, the pearl clutching about videos you have to actively seek out moreso than ever if you want to see them is fascinating.

I am really not a big fan of Sam Smith, personally, but the hate they get is definitely a headscratcher. Are folks

Jezebel’s current writers were probably five years old or such back in the early aughts.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see Jezebel stop hating Anne Hathaway.

Jezebel talking about the people who targeted Anne Hathaway back in the early aughts.

poor sweet Ben Affleck looked to be…somewhere else?”

I hope Cocaine Bear does too.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

I was confused by the implication that she deserved a different fate simply because she was trans. Umm, no. Argue against the death penalty if you want (and I personally think it’s awful and barbaric ... but so is life in prison in the US for profit prison system) , but the rules are the rules for everyone, and she

I’m going to join the chorus of people saying that it’s a weird choice to discuss how this woman is ‘flourishing’ and likes dad jokes. I don’t need her humanized in order to oppose her execution—her status as a human being is not in question, and that alone is reason enough to not kill her.

Yeah seriously, this is the first website to (rightfully) criticize when the media has stories about how some other murderer was actually super intelligent and always nice to people they didn’t murder, but we have to read republished quotes about smiles and dad jokes repeated here about someone who did what she did,

I’m a little confused by the tone of this article. For a lot of reasons I don’t support the death penalty and think that the prison system in the US is basically unsalvageable. I also don’t find anything charming about somebody who repeatedly, with obvious premeditation, psychologically tortured their ex-partner and