We need more “real-world” organisation content LOL

Alas! Nothing gold can stay.

My boyfriend does not know what to do with a roll of foil. One night making dinner, he opened a brand new roll, pulled the whole thing out of the box and attempted to tear the foil off with his bare hands.

I know for a fact I missed the day they taught this because I distinctly remember the class reviewing what they learned and boy, was I mystified

The most stressful time of my life was when the store supervisor decided I would work the cash register one day. You know the byzantine calculations involved in people giving you like, $101 when the total is, I dunno, $93 so they can get exact change back? People did this allll day. This action remained a mystery to…

I could get lost in a paper bag. To wit, I get turned all the way around when I exit a store in a mall. I inevitably turn the wrong way whenever I come out.

868!!!!!!!!

*snort

Perfume doesn’t help you stay fresh though? Also, both videos look like they were choreographed by Maddie Ziegler.

For anyone facing similarly difficult circumstances in getting pregnant, why did you persevere in going through with it? I guess what I’d really like to know is your reason for wanting a child, even in the face of difficult obstacles.

Tangentially, saying someone is Caribbean-born is like saying someone is from Africa.

Oh how I scrolled up and scrolled down looking for the new tag line!

On Forensic Files, a man’s height was determined from a picture taken of him from surveillance cameras. The floor was tiled, so based on that, they mathematicked his height. Hence, what you’ll need is a picture of her on a tiled floor and a hefty dose of forensic magick.

When it first became popular, I thought avocado toast was some form of avocado bread that was then toasted, making me confused as to why such a thing would even exist (I blame Instagram). I am still confused as to why such a thing would exist.

Or......Taylor is waging a machiavellian revenge scheme on Calvin for subjecting her to an overly toxic relationship? I imagine Taylor and her publicist, all eager eyes, and vim and vigour, pitching this whole thing to an increasingly intrigued Hiddleston. Prediction: Taylor and Calvin will reunite before next year’s…

My sole (and v. late) contribution to this very important subject.

Please oh please bump The Last Unicorn to the top of the list!

And then....??? #invested

I’ve never agreed with somebody more in my entire life