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See the problem is thinking Caitlyn Jenner identifies as Trans.

I’m confused how a post like this could be made without mentioning both milkshakes and the ducks who love them.

Give me Keith Phipps, Alasdair Wilkins, and Caroline Siede all jamming on every Doctor Who review!

I...don’t understand why I’m supposed to be bothered by this? His political platform sounds like a mess, but demonstrating his commitment to destigmatizing sex work by doing sex work isn’t a bad thing on its own. No one is forcing anyone to watch his porn.

BARELY RELATED: I promise on all that is holy to me that I am far from being a coffee snob or connoisseur, but I was first introduced to coffee in Australia and recently visited the US for the first time in a number of years (I’m originally from NYC but wasn’t a coffee drinker back then), and tried the typical

Tucker Carlson talking with Kanye saves two other people from having to talk to either for a while

So he’s wearing a “White Lives Matter” shirt and hanging out with Candace Owens... but he’s afraid that Trevor Noah and Gabriella Karefa-Johnson are puppets?

Fuck you Rich. The remaining TryGuys did everything pretty much perfectly, right down to hiring a human resources consultant immediately out of the gate, and not sweeping anything under the rug.  They also did their best to protect Alex from the shitty misogyny that will inevitably levelled at her.

editor here— apologies for this. I knew they’d gotten married, too, and somehow glossed over that bullet. Have corrected.

What a weird take on what Shaq was saying. He said he doesn’t have the moral authority to condemn or judge them for cheating because of how serially unfaithful he was. And then spent a good amount of time talking about his regret and how much he lost because of his behaviour.

I’m sure she will get him off once she goes through his briefs. 

This comment section is giving me a pain.

Ray J said they recorded three to give Jenner options to choose from, and she selected the one that showed Kardashian in the best light.”  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I REALLY wish the new iteration of gawker. com allowed comments.  At the risk of sounding like a republican--I miss the good old days!

Meanwhile, Jason Lee, the Star of My Name is Earl, Alvin and the Chipmunks and Mallrats, must be very happy he’s not on Twitter getting yelled at because of this asshole.

Blast From the Past should be a classic. I’ve watched that movie probably 50 times. Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walkin and Sissy Spacek.

So you’re “enraged” that the magazine didn’t overrule her wishes and force her to take the photos showing what she calls her “deformity” as though it was some fucking Elephant Man-esque “expose” to serve as a prop for your agenda...

I got served papers while on stage, too, so for the rest of my set I had to carry the papers while gyrating and removing the remainder of my clothing.

The name of the game is Is She Fashion Or Is She Just Skinny?