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I Cannot Remember My Old Burner
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Just for comparison this is only a 28th of the amount a Florida jury awarded to a has-been pro-wrestler for getting his feelings hurt because a clip of him having sex was posted on this site’s former sister blog.

Two grown ups on their second marriages, and second go-rounds making their “honeymoon” an opportunity to have a family vacation with their newly blended families is not even a little bit weird.

I feel like there are two kinds of people in the world.  People who don’t need to be told this, and people who won’t believe you.

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I haven’t even read this fully yet and I just want to say thank you as a bride planning a wedding that my mom and MIL are doing their damndest to take over, and feeling like my normally well controlled anxiety and depression are just taking over.

FWIW, I think that Bolme’s journey may not be as different from the mainstream as she imagines. It just feels lonely and solitary, because we rarely talk about these changes of mind/heart with others—that’s why it’s great to talk (or in this case, write) about your evolution. Changing a fundamental belief from your

Jessica DeFino, the writer of the tweet posted in this article, is an excellent Twitter follow and also has a great Substack called “The Unpublishable.” She absolutely skewers the beauty industry and she is relentless. Her critiques remind of Jezebel in the best of ways. She has been posting a lot about the beauty

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

Articles like these - which are fascinating but too short by necessity - make me yearn for Anne Helen Petersen’s old Hairpin series that went super in-depth on old Hollywood. I don’t remember her ever writing one about Hitchcock though!

Are we just calling everything disco? This sounds more like 90s house to me. 

I know I'm gonna catch a nuclear reactor for this, but I really didn't like the song, or really anything Beyonce releases? It's like every album she comes out with just progressively is worse than the last, and everyone showers her with praise so they won't be harassed by her rabid fans. I've tried. I really have, but

Can she please just marry Martin Shkreli already and move far far away from here?

God. Was this article a rejected satire from Portlandia?

The attention grabbing symbols they’re using at their protests aren’t nuanced enough, you say? They’re protesting in major media markets where they can more easily recruit people to show up instead of smaller ones you say? They disagree on strategy with groups you favor more but not on any goals you say? Well, to hell

Then, while forcing people to give birth is an affront to human rights, the repeated usage of gendered terms in this repeated warcry excludes trans and nonbinary pregnant people who need abortion access and care.”

I love J.Lo, would even consider myself a fan. But I’m also a realist and let’s be very real - J.Lo is an A list celebrity that will never have the awards to “prove” her A list celebrity status. Her singing is not deserving of a Grammy, no role in a movie she has done deserves an Oscar, no role on TV has deserved an

You should be alarmed at having such an emotional reaction to a tv personality 

There’s an “about” page? ;-)

I tried to hate-watch the Circle, but now unironically love it. So, they got me.

You can either heal from trauma or constantly try to win the trauma Olympics where no one else’s experiences matter because yours were worse. He never once compared wearing a dress to violent murder.