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I think she’s opening up a conversation about body neutrality, asking people to imagine what it would be like to not think about their body, good or bad, for awhile. It’s a more passive conversation than she’s had in the past where she’s been incredibly forthcoming about the dangers of celebrities hawking diet fads

Stop it. Stop attacking women for having opinions, speaking out, and trying to make things better. What the hell happened to Jezebel? I’ve been around here for years, and recently the rhetoric has just become so hateful and isolating. This is ridiculous. 

I think this is a good trend, as hair can dull guillotine blades. 

I’m a little bit confused not only by the described event, but also by the tone of the article. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing the satire articles but I’m not sure I’m seeing it here.

I know it’s fun to shit on the Kardashians, but Ms. Johnson is free to make her own choices and I am sure she’s being paid well for her contract.

I actually love the idea that Kim is using diverse models for her shapewear line. Often, even plus size shapewear (and really, anything) is modeled by thin, flat stomached 19

I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now,

Who would you take on your dream girl’s trip?

This is Jezebel. Sometimes it’s totally proper to mock someone’s personal appearance, lifestyle choices, relationships, and mental or physical health. Other times, people react like you just smashed a puppy with a brick on YouTube. The fun part is that you never know which one it will be until you open the thread!

This is no vegan youtube banana drama, that’s for sure.

Snoop Dogg has never steered me wrong in the past, so I’m team Martha for this one. 

It's an easy shot to criticize these people, but who amongst us, if we’re being honest with ourselves, wouldn’t fly private rather than commercial if we had the option? The onus is on the aircraft industry to come up with fuel efficient (or electric) planes.

The only thing more tiresome than Pumpkin Spice season is Pumpkin Spice take season, be it apologia or polemic.

Don’t forget your car.

This article really needs stronger links directly to the Deezen interview or a copy/paste of ad exec Dan Wieden’s comments:

I took my dog on a walk today. Saw what I thought was a pretty big, fuzzy moth nestled into some tree bark. Took my husband and our friend over to see it. They did not think it was very big.

I watched this series. Their illnesses weren’t portrayed as “fake” so much as they actually consulted medical professionals on both sides of the equation and the average viewer would generally understand that this ailments are likely not as physical as they are mental. There is every indication that mental illness can

I’m uncertain what your point is, beyond giving us a brief history of Milano’s public statements over the past twenty years. Is it that her activism is imperfect? Because while true of her, that is also true of every activist. Is it that there is something discordant about her moving from talking about issues she

I don’t particularly like Alyssa Milano, but to say she was “an early spokesperson and advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness” is massively selling short what she did.

Or maybe they’re both, but it will be one or the other once we open the box.

I feel like you’ve never actually looked at a Playboy magazine. There’s a weird paradox between allegedly woke (you used that word four times) Millennials and an ironically disaffected clutch-my-humanely-sourced-pearls conservatism that can’t talk about sex apolitically, if at all. To be fair, it sounds like the trio