icannotremembermyoldburner
I Cannot Remember My Old Burner
icannotremembermyoldburner

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

“...not just because my neighbors smoke truckloads of weed and stumble up the stairs at 4 am on a Monday”

Classic Faye. Sounds like she may have rediscovered a fondness for something (and it’s white, in fact).

Look, I was having a bad day. Give me a break, will you?

That video has 1.3M views. We can debate the reasons why all day, but clearly it’s not an untenable assumption.

I really, really dislike the way Brandonn is portrayed above as some needy little puppy who literally thinks Karamo is his new BFF. I’m pretty sure he just said that for dramatic effect, in the context, to make his very joyful point, etc. I’ve seen the episode and Brandonn definitely has a full enough life without the

This. They were probably sent with ALL the orders, and it’s only the plus size people who assumed it was an insult directed at them.

I am old enough to have had proper grammar drilled into me so long ago that an updated style manual taking an agnostic approach to correct usage merely suggests defeat.

I finally found someone - whose mind also goes there.

It seems to me that if he’s so committed to sufferers of MENIERE’S SYNDROME he’d know how to spell it! (And that Jezebel wouldn't repeat the misspelling)

I’ve never heard of Tokyo Hotel but I bet they’re very big in Japan.

If people are looking to get rid of some of their mass paperbacks, I cannot recommend enough donating them to prisons. Most prisons won’t accept hard covers, so a gently-used paperback is great. Prison libraries tend to be hugely under-funded, and incarcerated people need productive things to do to fill the long hours

He was publicly embarrassed, because his date wouldn’t go home. She went home with him. She engaged in oral sex with him. She asked him to stop and he did. Instead of going home, she stayed and watched TV. She has agency too.

When I first came out, I tried to learn a whole bunch about the trans experience, and read books like these, but that quickly lost its interest. I think we’ve definitely reached the point where being trans in a transphobic world is not really sufficient grist for a full novel, the same way that people aren’t

I am actually very curious how someone in Ansari’s position could really own up or say something that would really appease us. It just seems like someone in this position is relatively doomed (rightfully or wrongfully—I’m not making a judgement on that): anything he said would probably have not been enough. And that’s

It’s probably an all-time, world-class grift. Get video of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world - those who’d genuinely have a lot to lose if exposed - then DON’T directly blackmail them. Instead, charm them; pressure them to invest substantially with your fund; offer further sexual exploits to fuel the

The fact that he’s launching an app called Iconn says he’s either nakedly self-aware or utterly oblivious, because clearly that’s exactly what he does..

Whatever distracts Cara from acting is fine by me. 

Luther was magic. He came to Trinidad and my aunt and her friends went to see him.  She said it was one of the best concerts she’d ever went to and to this day she still remembers it fondly.

Just because you sprinkle real music into this series doesn’t mean I’ll fall for the okeydoke and click on Ray J.  Fucking my YT recs all the way up.