If they’re not grown in the San Marzano region, they’re just “sparkling tomatoes.” I thought everyone knew that.

You’d think one of her psychic friends could have told her how that sort of comment would go over...

I want her to brand a line of gourmet frozen dinners called “Celine Cuisine”

On the Flobots/Logan Paul thing, the linked article makes this seem like some petty squabble over who did it first, but it’s really a bit more than that. If you’re familiar with the Flobots at all, they are huge social activists, incredibly engaged in their communities, and bust their asses trying to use their music…

I find myself being a forever cheerleader for Natasha. Forever.

I’m not one to defend TS, especially at the expense of Beyonce, but isn’t it likely that this performance had been planned/rehearsed for months, and it was too late to change it up in the last few weeks since Homecoming was released?

Feels more like a bad Xuxa flashback. 

He did? In the well showcased press release attached to the article?

Just like Coachella, there was yet another herpes out break at Stagecoach. Is any music festival safe? Get tested, y’all.

Right? It’s not like they’re being paid or anything to write? It’s not like they call themselves writers or anything? Oh, wait.

Evidently, every kiss did not begin with "okay."

People are like “Ick!!! Kim Kardashian!!! She doesn’t even do anything!”  Then she says she’s studying law and people like, “Uh, how dare she try and do something like that? Stay in your lane, Kim!”

Yikes the KK hate here is strong.

Saved By The Bell started as a different show on the Disney Channel featuring Hayley Mills. It moved to NBC, she stayed for only a few shows, then vanished.

Way back then, Mrs. Bitch and I were at her brother’s house on a vacation. I was in the room over the garage watching TV. Her brother came in, very distracted,…

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

sorry they’re happy in public

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?

Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

I’m trying to see what she did that’s so horrible, beyond calling someone at work fat and some shitty tweets she’s apologised for.

Everyone fails a purity test at some point.
Constantly purging everyone for some evermore exacting standard of ideological purity seems self-defeating and a waste of energy, badly needed…

What a See-You-Next-Toeloop.