I wish she had too, instead of embarking upon a year long, intricately plotted revenge scheme that resulted in the collapse of his marriage, the destruction of his career, and ultimately his arrest, which she watched from the seat of her red, 1970 Mercury Cougar, sunglasses and scarf hiding her face and red hair,…

Zach Efron dating a “Bro” feels a little on the nose, no? 

I believe he can lie.

“...I knew I had to do something to help her out with sales and streams...”

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.

Reminder: This isn’t about the real you and your real life; this is about two fake brides and their fake feud.

I’m sorry, but Office Space is a Gen X movie. It’s not a comedy, it’s a documentary about what we all found when we graduated and went to work for the Boomers in middle management.

“Believing the victim” means exactly what you just said: a crime has been reported, we will investigate it fully because we believe a crime has been committed, and we need to get to the bottom of it.” As facts emerge, sometimes, so does skepticism, but if you first reaction is to say, “well, he might have been making…

This has been a textbook case for why skepticism is always healthy and how wrongheaded the “believe victims” mantra of modern progressives is. A lot of people didn’t feel his story added up and/or was way too perfect when it first came out but were afraid to express skepticism for fear of being branded racist and/or…

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

Speaking of blind spots, would it have used up too many extra megabytes for The Muse’s post listing the Grammy winners to have included such categories as Traditional R&B, Urban Contemporary, Jazz, Gospel, Latin, Latin Jazz, Regional Mexican, American Roots, Regional Roots, Bluegrass, Blues and Reggae?

Looks like Melania Trump has found her biographer.

I’m still not super angry at Malek taking a job, particularly something as ‘once in a lifetime’ as this, and which has been a really successful role for him - I’m angry at the studios/companies/people that keep picking Singer as a director. While some actors have a lot of choice in their roles, most people on a movie…

Toni Morrison said all art is knowing when to stop

I actually took away something else from the documentary - I’d only ever heard the much vaguer stories of Bundy, as handsome/charming/intelligent. While I completely agree that the documentary virtually ignores and dehumanizes the victims, I think it actually demystifies Bundy to some extent.

You guys that “trialed” is not a misspelling? Trial-ed. As in, the eyebrow technician most like had a trial run on these eyebrows to see how they lasted throughout the day.

OK, I’m going to have to call a halt here: Cruella de Vil is not Asian!

So there was a contest held by Coleco in 1983 when I was baaaaarely a year old and my mother, a deeply competitive and shallow person, decided that I was going to have a cabbage patch doll. She entered me in the contest, then started conniving for ways to get a doll by other means as well.

Theory: He had a heart attack in the shower, but didn’t die. When he finally comes to, we’re back in the “Mr. Big moved to Napa and he and Carrie have a pleasant, platonic friendship” timeframe, conveniently retconning most of the worst parts of the series. Especially the movies. Carrie goes on to be blissfully happy…