It’s a requirement for Jezebel posts to have at least one factually incorrect item per story that could have been easily verified via Google. 

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

Bojack Horseman, in all of its feminist glory, will get a sixth season.  

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

When Martha gets out her hot glue gun, stuff gets EMBLAZONED, while the rest of the plebeians just get BEDAZZLED.

Yeah but if they’d mentioned him they’d be whining about that too. They left him out because they probably figured people would whine a little less if they didn’t mention him than if they did. I just can’t get up in arms about this. I mean, it’s a blurb to promote a movie they want to sell, do people honestly think…

Only a newbie gets to ask that!

A Museum about the Bible with fake items?

Give him credit, he knowns how to write a concise and maniacal four sentence business email.

Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.  

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

Also, Tatiana Maslany!!

Miller was in her life for much longer than Davidson, Miller was there for her through the horror of the bombing and the concert after it....not to mention what I’m sure she went through trying to help him cope with his addiction. I suspect, like a lot of people, she didn’t break up with him because she didn’t love…

If Banks has magical powers why doesn’t she use them to make her career go somewhere or turn herself into a non-trash person?

I needed that today. Thanks.

I mean, if you think about it, the whole point of Heathers is that it is absolutely, 100% irreverent and there really are no redeemable characters and everyone’s hands are dirty, regardless of the reasons that got them there in the first place. And irreverence and nihilism won’t fly in the current Zeitgeist of social…

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

Nah, it’s a popular opinion.

Spielberg has spent the better part of the year looking for stars for his movie