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I’ll bet Rihanna has an army of beauty technicians to make sure she never has to think about snagging toenails, but the rest of us can avoid ripping our stunning lace bodysuits (that we totally wear all the time and can pull off almost as well as Rihanna) by putting on socks while we put on the bodysuit, then removing

Kinja is an 11 million dollar cludge that no longer has the staff to maintain it properly.

Wasn’t it chilling enough when she ended up with Bogart instead of Holden?

I think what he means is, when you go there, you have to give them your whole paycheck! Because everything is so expensive there. So if you think about it, it’s almost like “whole paycheck” would be a better name for the store because of how much you have to spend when you go there and then your paycheck is gone when

“Fake shoes!" 

It wasn’t very good (and this sort of OTT campy trash is right up my alley usually) but it wasn’t nearly as offensive as people are making it out to be. And I’m sure all of the outrage pieces did wonders for the ratings.

NinjaCate writing for Jezebel! For real money!

I’m more curious about this “why”? Just when I’d finished mourning too.

“...just a dress...”

Listen, I know that Bradley Cooper is with Irina Shayk, a very tall and beautiful Russian model ...

I’d argue for the first four seasons (or at least 1, 2 and 4). Watching Christian Siriano’s rise to worldwide fame in just ten years has been such a delight, not least because of the SNL sketch that made him internet-famous too. https://www.hulu.com/watch/11932

Also, why does everything have to be a ‘narrative’ of some sort, and why the fuck does it have to be shared? Is it ever ok to talk about something and it’s just about you and your experience? Not everything has to be an insufferably preachy woke teachable moment that ends up with no one being able to just tell a story

I don’t know if calling her time with sex workers a “dark time” that she doesn’t do anymore - I don’t know if that description disparages sex work necessarily. Saying you were having a dark time and seeing a therapist doesn’t disparage therapy work. Sexual healing is still healing. If people want to see a sex worker

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Her smile? But her smile is like watching the sun rise or something. I smile ever time I see it. 

Heh I’ve been grey since the greypocolypse and too lazy to get out of them, but popping up as a middle-aged fan of BTS’s music to be a voice of what some people might like about the group. The reaction in the comments here and elsewhere is consistent - ugh it’s bad music, making fun of them, ‘err mah gawd there’s so

Left Eye: This is how a group can sell 10 millon records and file for bankruptcy, and everyone get ready to DO YOUR MATH.

“An episode of VH-1's ‘Behind the Music’”? Nah, this was THE episode of Behind the Music. When I see stories about people like Travis Scott buying multiple Lamborghinis I want to sit them down and make them watch this episode.

Tom Cruise is probably great at entering rooms backwards.