We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

It’s easy:

I really enjoy that she appears fully dressed while in the water. It’s very on brand. Martha is Martha, in the living room or chest deep in the ocean.

Did someone say Secret Ceremony?

What do you talk about with a lover whomst is 17 years your junior? What do these dates look like? Is he like, “Tell me about rotary phones, Heid” and “How did you find your way here from Germany without Google Maps?”

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

of all the pictures i’ve ever seen of jennifer lawrence, this is, by far, the most recent.

I wonder if he recognizes the irony of him not wanting his space encroached on.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Unpopular opinion alert: I like Bell and Shepard’s relationship. I guess I’ve never seen their commercials that everyone seems to hate, but I’ve enjoyed the stories they’ve told in interviews. Also, I really like Dax Shepard’s podcast.

*cross-posted to theroot*

Also, student discounts. ALL CUSTOMERS MATTER!!!!!!

You know what they should look into - veterans’ benefits and pricing. Everywhere I go its, 10%, 15% off products and services for veterans. Heck, the injured ones even get a break on their property taxes! Some businesses flat out promote this imbalanced fee system right out in public. I for one am pretty sick and…

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

“Every New CVS Summer Beauty Item Is Less Than $20 So Get Ready To Spend.”

Conspiracy Theorists: Missing the black helicopters piloted by lizard men because they’re looking at a suspicious tree.

Man, everyone is taking buyouts and leaving. At this point, I wonder how long before they start offering them to some of the commenters just so they can get the value of traffic to the sites low enough to sell them off.

I started doing trans activism in the late 90s when I was still a teenager. I went to one of the only trans friendly colleges in the early 2000s in the country, and continued to do that activism. I agree with almost everything that Jesse says. The trans activist community (not the trans community itself) has become…

uh-hmm

Give the people what they want: