Richard Hammond may be in the market, how are your patellas?

So pitchforks or no pitchforks? The internet needs to know.

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.

I work at Starbucks and I’ve been called worse by middle class mombie bitches when I don’t get all 18 modifications of their skinny vanilla latte-half caf-extra hot-soy-with whip-grande in a venti cup-with 6 ice cubes- right on the first go and have to ask them repeat it.

His ego forms the biggest force field -in the world.

So then...

The Hamster needs a ball.

Hmmm. Cramming. Because we’re all forced to buy cars.

It’s an acknowledgement that A) she has no talent; and B) she has no discipline or attention span.

Jimi Hendrix had talent. Mumblefuck up there has nothing.

Yeah fuck him, but fuck youself some too you might be so up tight. Good grief.

Considering Dantonio’s actions, it sounds more like “Whoa, stop so I can contact the proper people to deal with this criminal matter and so there’s less of any whiff that I was interfering in this serious matter.”

I was all like...

Until today I was convinced that Donald Trump was the most senile person in U.S. government. But a challenger has arisen.

Let’s be honest: how many of us have considered the possibility that Susan Collins is really Alice Ghostley (reincarnated, or at least channeled)?

Tomorrow morning?! Bless your heart.

I think the thing I’m most irritated about is how FA has been morphed from a cool place to discuss defense and military equipment, strategy, and tactics, into what’s basically a political sounding board - of which the mothership-formerly-known-as-Gawker has many other places to post this rhetoric!

This whole thing is like jacking off into a fan for Democrats: It may be temporarily super satisfying, but it’s turning into a real fucking mess.

What jersey?

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.