icanneverremembermyburnercode
icanneverremembermyburnercode
7/14/17
6:25 PM
12

I turn 33 in a couple weeks. I completely forgot until a coworker reminded me today. A coworker had to remind me about my own birthday...what happened to my life.

7/13/17
10:50 PM
4

I love how white authors are talking about how racist the white Irish guy is and how we should all be offended, while the black people in the background are laughing and giving zero fucks about the white Irish guy...

7/9/17
11:09 AM
1

I want to like this list because it has a Ford Flex on it, but there’s also a Lincoln Navigator so I know it’s total bullshit.

7/5/17
7:53 PM
5

Any graph that doesn’t take into account inflation or some type of contextual qualifier such as a percentage of GDP, isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

7/4/17
11:35 AM
1

Vans hold a lot more than an SUV and the back cargo area holds a lot of crap without having to fold down seats. You can fold down and/or remove the seats and hold a metric ton of stuff. The spare is in the middle of the van beneath the floor. Multiple temperature control units throughout, tons of pockets and cup

7/3/17
11:34 PM
1

Insane right? We got lucky and got the dealer show model for a really good price because they were getting the 16's in (this was 2015) but you can get a few years old one for under 20k. At least I’m Cincinnati you can.

7/3/17
6:21 PM
6

I’ve had the opposite experience in my Sienna. I’ll be on the highway thinking I’m going 65-70 and then I look down at the speedometer and I’m going 85. That thing is so smooth at speed it’s only a matter of time before I get a speeding ticket in it.

7/3/17
6:17 PM
2

Learn how to park. Problem solved. Also, self parking isn’t a luxury feature. Fords will parallel park themselves. You’re about eight years behind the “what qualifies as luxury” curve there fam.

7/3/17
6:12 PM
12

Purely anectdotal, but you know what demographic I’ve noticed fully embracing minivans over the last few years? Dads. Almost every dad I know, including ones in their late 20's are buying minivans and secretly admitting that they love them. It’s refreshing.