COTD

Would have been glorious? *hat tip*

Ford Aerostar baby!!

I may or may not have smoked a guy driving a tC with a weedeater exhaust at a light coming from my sister-in-laws while in my Sienna last night. The pissed off look on his face was glorious. I love my minivan and the red rocket is faster than my Fusion, more comfortable, and more pleasurable to drive. That’s not even…

Whenever I see Mariah Carey now, the first thing that will always cross my mind is that her breath probably smells like shit from all those capers

Didn’t get laid this week huh.

My thought process while viewing this from back to front: “mmm, sexy, nice, I like what they did there, sexy, OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!?!”

I’m in Cincinnati too. We still can’t schedule a date for my wife’s Accord.

Shoot their baby daddy in the chest with a .50 cal hand cannon.

While the actual stunt is awesome enough, the smoothness in which she executes it is what’s truly amazing. There’s no jerkiness or quick movements at all. She executes this as easily as someone yawns.

I think most states are like this actually. Some have an age qualifier on the older person that they have to be within a certain age of the younger person iirc.

I’ve shot a Barrett .50 cal before and all I can say, is that there is truly no way to comprehend how much damage these things do unless you see it in person. There were two immediate thought I had when I fired. “Holy Fuck” and “How are these things legal?”

Obligatory:

Harsh but entirely true.

Yeah I’m pretty much with you on this. I feel sorry for her children but damn, that is one special kind of stupid. Those pistols can penetrate metal. A ten second google search would’ve made her realize this was 11 levels of idiocy.

I woke up my two month old no less than three different times while I was watching the Cincinnati Chicago match and I’m not even sorry.

But how much less does she weigh than the car?

Can somebody help me out here? What in the heck is environmental racism??

Not an angry syllable in those posts bub. It’s not about you having a differing opinion, it’s that for your opinion to even begin to be valid, you have to ignore decades of precedent, established protocol, and the facts of what actually happened. Your interpretation is not based in reality or facts. It’s literally the…

Uh yeah, dipshit, that’s exactly what they’re supposed to do. Especially when they’re not in their own airspace. Way to be ignorant chap. Good job.