Doug DeMuro.

I’m speccing out a Camry. When it comes time to sell, we’ll see who has the last laugh.

Beat me to it. But if it was the B-3, you have to go with The Intimidator!

Wraith.

It’s pretty easy to pack on 25 lbs in a couple of months. Hamburgers, fried chicken, orange soda.

I can't be the only one who read McGregors parts in an accent.

What’s the world coming to when you’ve got to check which food items, cars, clothes, films and fuck knows what the fuck else you’re about to discuss with reference to another party? Orange soda is racist? Jesus....

This is a website for humans, not dogs.

No love for the Kookaburra? They’re at least less likely to kill you than a Cockatoo, who can be nasty buggers at times. Plus, kookaburras are fucking loyal. We once rescued a kookaburra, and its entire family—eventually three generations—started coming to our house for lamb every morning and evening. We tried…

Ask Alissa over on Gizmodo. I’m sure she’s got a good answer.

Here ya go. Now stay the fudge off the road

Sheeeeit. Now if he said grape drink or grape soda THEN he was being racist. Orange soda? Nope.

The co-worker with whom I share a very, very thin wall. That’s fucking who.

Ehhhh....I don’t know. Cheeseburgers aren’t racist, and I’ve never heard orange soda being a majority black drink (I myself love the shit out of some orange pop, it’s call pop) I can maybe see the fried chicken thing but again that’s more of a southern food and not just a black thing. Also, wasn’t there a college that…

I eat cheeseburgers, fried chicken and drink orange soda. I’m thinking most white people do as well.

2007 Porsche Cayman S because even though it’s nearly 10 years old, no one will know it’s 10 years old.

No one is going to think you’re wealthy driving an S2k. At most drift kids and ricers will think you’ve got money.

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”