Chevy and a rental. Stay away......well, why a Tahoe exactly? Is there something unique to the Tahoe that fits a need in your life?

About four days ago. It was silver. I immediately felt bad for the person driving it.

Delorean is always a solid suggestion. I just want him to have something that will go fast and off road.

I disagree. The raptor actually has some power so it will move when you push the go fast pedal. He can take it to the desert, he can rally it, he can go off-roaring in it, the possibilities are endless. He can even crush a PT Cruiser with it if he feels so inclined.

Used. Ford. Raptor.

Just watched this on YouTube a couple hours ago. I miss him. Having said that, I recommended a used Ford Raptor as the new Doug car. Perfect compliment to the Aston, they're still crazy expensive according to the bullshit site autotrader, therefore depreciation isn't an issue, and because Ford Raptor.

Haaaaaaaave you met Detroit? Or Flint? Michigan is the living epitome of bad choices.

How is: in my mouth

17 people will buy this. 18 if you include my creepy uncle who has more money than he knows what to do with.

I just thought of something that makes me ashamed I never though of it earlier. Does Canada have any auto brand that was founded and headquartered there? I can't think of a single one off the top of my head.

It means, would you wish to partake in the drug that is currently on my person, in which I am about to injest.

4.2% with an 800 credit score? As a banker, I can tell you that loan officer was absolutely hosing you. You should've been paying no higher than 3.5 for a 30 year. You're not just paying PMI with the FHA, they also took 1.75% of your down payment and threw that back into your loan as well. If I were you I'd go punch…

As a Bengals fan, me too.

I really really hope they name their first car, Chameleon.

My initial thought was something involving making sweet sweet love to the Chevette, but then I remembered you guys already ran a story on people having sex with their cars (I’ll never forget the guy who told the story about his date and the tailpipe of his car) so I’m completely flummoxed on this one.

The jokes really do write themselves. The hard part is deciding where to begin.

Did you see who climbed out of the driver’s seat?

I wonder how much drugs Johnny football promised that lineman to roll onto Moore’s ankle? Or better yet, how much money JJ gave the lineman so he had an excuse to bring in Manziel. It was inevitable that he ends up on this team.

I'll have to go back and check the dash. Now you have me doubting myself.

Ooph. How fast are you going? We don't get above 65 when towing.