Oh god, at first glance, I thought that was Farm Truck, and I was going to be pissed.

Your caps lock button is broken.

Wow....When did Ted Cruz become a CFL referee. There's no way that's not Ted Cruz.

I’m know I’m going to hell, and I’m sorry that the driver was hurt in this accident, but I couldn’t help busting out laughing when that Miata hit the wall in the slo-mo shot and just came bouncing back like, “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

You don't lose it until you sell it. That is a very huge, key detail.

No. They don't.

It’s not fucking milk!! It’s water. It’s Almond. Water. At best it's among juice. I thought you of all people HamNo wouldn’t fall prey to the icy grip of corporate marketing.

Within the first couple paragraphs I was thinking to myself, “I wonder who this bicyclist knows or is related to.” There’s our answer.

No. While the largest by percentage shareholders might have a place on the board, in a publicly traded company some spots, if not a majority, have to be filled by independent people, who do not have a large stock position. The overwhelming majority of stockholders in a PTO are non board members. Share holder value is…

“The only reason Ford was in this race was because the other GTE manufacturers ok’d it - fact.”

It was actually the complete opposite of that.

I love all the haters in here today. “HURR DURR wait until the BoP changer DURR” Your argument is basically that Ford made a race car that races really good within the rules for the race that it’s racing. So they need to be detuned and made not as good at racing so the others can race good too. Im sorry that Ford’s…

2010-13 Kia Forte. It’ll have some pretty bad rear quarter panel damage

Just bought both books. There goes any attention I planned on giving my wife for the next couple days

He racked the fuck out of his nuts

This made me happy.

That snowman has a dick and snowballs.

Not really sure what news outlets you follow, but every single one I've watched/read have clearly stated that this happened at a gay club and is being treated as both a terrorist event and a hate crime.

You dumb ass

As my dad would say, “she’s seen some shit. She’s been rode hard and put away wet.”