Best bang for your buck luxury car you can by in my opinion. Especially if you can't get past the stigma of it being a Hyundai.

What do I win?

Louis? Do you mean Frazier? Or Lewis? He never fought Joe Louis.

And their legal system is rigged more than that in Western countries.

I think it looks like an 8-track player.

What do you think it is they're grilling over there to the right? Do you think it's sausages? I bet it's sausages.

Haha, it was both. But in all seriousness, I can’t fault your selections. Good choices.

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

In the interest of full disclosure, I own a 335 (sometimes even use my turn signals) and ride an electric mountain bike

We can't all be perfect.

Recumbent bikers tend to like to lecture me about how wrong I am about bicycles, transportation, and, most likely, what I’m eating.

If someone is riding a weird bike, the likelihood you will enjoy talking to them is low. FTFY.

That back of it looks like the front of a Dodge Dart.

Where in the hell have you been DeMuro. This one article a week stuff is leaving me feeling depressed.

The best part of the Indy 500 for me is how incredible the draft is. Watching cars slingshot back and forth around each other is an f’ing blast.

It's worsh-ta-shur right?

Eat at St. Elmo’s steakhouse when you get to Indy. Make sure you order the shrimp cocktail. It will blow your mind.

No. Driving east sucks ass. Not only because of the aforementioned traffic, but also because you lose hours of your day. Think you’re making great time? Oh sorry, you just crossed into Indiana, lose one hour. At least driving west, you gain time so you don’t have to go to sleep the second you get there, and can relax,…

So it can jump over the crowds! This will save lives. I'm thinking about the children here.

This button should be mandatory for any mustang that is even remotely close to a Cars and Coffee, on ramps, and anywhere else they may come in close proximity to other human beings.