Canada huh. You know what else is in Canada? The North Pole. A magically flying kart? You know what resembles a kart? A sleigh. This was clearly Santa Claus staying sharp for Christmas. I’m on to you Mr. Kringle!

Is it bread? Then chances are I’m going to eat it and love every delicious second of eating it. I also don’t care if my bread is white because chances are, whatever I'm eating between, on top of, or alongside said bread, is going to be much worse nutritionally than the bread itself. Just give me ALL the bread!!

These types of articles are the exact reason people are so leery and aggravated with Clinton. Why can’t it just be that people dislike her, that’s she managed to fuck up pretty much anything she’s done during this election and in ‘08, and she’s a liar. Why can’t it just be those thing. Why do we have to be beaten over…

Actual conversation with my wife:

And I loved every second of it. This was the first all-star race I've watched in a few years, and I can't remember a more fun enjoyable, bat shit insane race. I even watched the replay this morning.

Kickboxing! Kickboxing would be the perfect compromise if this were ever going to happen. It won't, but kickboxing is the way to go.

I’m sitting in the airport waiting for my flight to New York as we speak. I have no plans for tomorrow, so I’ll get ahold of the guy and if it’s still there I’ll go check it out. Want me to email you what I find? I want this but, I don’t want to ship it back to Ohio want this.

We will continue to flog that dead horse until there is no dead horse left to be flogged!

No. That's the problem.

Exactly this.

Make the oval/road ratio closer to 50/50. Open up chassis and engine manufacturing. Promote the hell out the drivers. The thing with NASCAR is everyone has a driver. Even non racing fans know who Dale Earnhardt Jr. Is and Jeff Gordon etc etc. Make the aero packages work in the favor of passing instead of staying in…

Here’s my problem. Aside from the Indy 500, I fee like indycar is just F1 light. I know this is completely wrong, but that’s how I feel about it. Every race I’ve tried to watch this year has been turned off within a half hour because I’m just bored. At least NASCAR has action even if they are only running in a circle.

How the fuckity fuck are penguins not only not number one, but not even on this list?! Penguins are the best Barry. This list is shit!

Born and raised in Cincinnati, and I can tell you that we’re all out here looking at that and going, “that sounds about right.” Our bullpen is a raging dumpster fire, and Bryan Price....knowing him he left him out there under the theory of, “let’s see how he handled adversity, we have nothing else to do.” It's fucking…

It took me way longer than it should have, to make sense of that headline.

Ling says I should buy the Seat Leon with a diesel and manual. I'm ok with this!

The lighted portion of the headlamp assembly looks like an IUD.

Good on him for doing what he needed to do in order to feel justified in his decision making despite what hundreds of thousands of people whom he has never met nor will meet think. Way to stick to your roots and your culture Chase.

Is the artist forgetting that this is a Republican convention...in Cleveland. The only message he's going to convey to these mouth breathers is, LOOK! TTITTIES!!!

I love how Jalopnik is able to admit Alissa is nothing more than a meme at this point. That was a COTD within a COTD. Bravo.