icanneverremembermyburnercode
icanneverremembermyburnercode
icanneverremembermyburnercode

I have two 10mm sockets in purgatory rattling away right now. I buy 10mm’s in bulk

Ally is a great bank to work with. I wish all banks worked like they do.

You have to pay sales tax on the vehicle when you buy it out. At least in Ohio. And you have to go to the dealer so they can calculate the tax, or at the very least call them and have them do it, but 90% wouldn't do it over the phone and would make the customer come to the dealership to have it done. When I was a

Bless you. You must not have worked for a Ford dealer then. Anytime I saw someone wanting to buy out a lease financed through Ford I just wanted to go sit in the corner and cry.

Another little piece of advice. If you like your banker, do not go to them to buy out your lease. Go to someone you hate because these are a 100% abject pain in the ass. Especially if said banker has to deal with an asshole dealership, which happens often. Be prepared for the dealer to tell you it can only be bought

I always thought it was a metaphor for a vagina.

Oh it's populated alright. You just can't see the populatedness because you don't have any streetlights.

The reason my answer is no to the question about kids using a mustang as a ramp for my car is because I don’t live in Florida.

I see those periodically on the roads around here, and I can't get over how small and narrow they are. They might as well have made it a smart car.

That there is one fine humble brag. Hats off to you sir.

Is Tyler gone too??

The guy who rigged those parachutes is in for a rough rough day.

Show of hands: how many people looked for the T-Rex penis. 🙋🏻

I love the Blues goalie just standing there all alone like, guys....hey, hey guys....should I go over there guys...

I tend to use the term nadir, but different strokes for different folks I guess.

lololol. Do you honestly think someone who doesn't have a mortgage on a property they're renting is going to rent it 50% market rates just because they don't have a mortgage? Hell no. They're going to be renting that for as much as they should because they make more money that way. Also rarely do people not have a

Never, ever, fuel them after midnight.

Thank you for verifying what I’ve been saying all along. You’re an idiot and have no idea what you’re talking about. You should’ve caught it in all that bullshit math you were trying to spout out. A 210k house average mortgage $980. End. Full stop. We’re done here. No one will rent a home for $180 less than what the

Where I live there is a rental premium 40% higher than a comparable mortgage. Anecdotal sure. But again, something as simple as getting on Zillow will show you your reasoning and assumptions are completely and laughably incorrect.

That was a whole lot of numbers to justify you're still a dumb ass. No house anywhere in the United States with a value of 210k will rent for $800 a month. You're artificially depressing the rent rates to make your numbers work. A 210k house will rent for double if not three times that. Summary: you're not good at