Shit I’ll volunteer for that. I’m not a tough guy but my mouth has written plenty of checks that could only be cashed by a fist to the face. Anyways I feel like even if he threw his whole body weight into it, it’d probably be the least painful punch I’ve taken since grade school. (Also I could check punched by a…

I’ve been to more than a few NASCAR races. I’m gonna go ahead and say citation needed.

Do you have any idea how many more Tribbles there’d be in 21 minutes?

If I was making “can afford cocaine” money, you could call me anything you wanted. I’ll be too busy doing said cocaine off of a moderately priced escort’s tits.

I for one welcome our delicious food bearing overlords.

Spay and neuter you’re pets, and vaccinate your children.

I’ve been celebrating since Stone’s arrest. I’m going to take a nap and celebrate even harder when I wake up. The sun has finally pierced the clouds properly for the first time in 2 years.

And now that song is stuck in my head, at least my roommates are asleep so I can actually sing it out loud without looking crazy.

I’m only talking about their official position, not daughter’s of religious families.

Bethesda, the company with 12 voice actors but hundreds of lawyers.

If they won’t even let you look at porn, I doubt they’re down for anything other than boring missionary position for procreation and no one’s allowed to enjoy it.

What you mean like how Vac bans work on most steam games?

My mom had one of the earlier ones where the turbo was pushing 260hp (it got taken in for service a lot because of issues with the turbo so I can see why they stepped it down some). Anyways to quote the cop that pulled me over while driving it “I didn’t think a Kia could move like that” (it was for an illegal U-turn…

Damn, Chris Wallas is about as hardcore right wing as Fox News gets (without it’s head licking it’s own asshole like Hannity, Carlson, or Waters). I’ll take these fuckwads turning on Trump’s sycophants as a good sign.

As far as drunk ass comments go (and trust me I’ve done a bunch) this is pretty darn good.

Amen.

Holy shit, kudos. Like I only end up on Deadspin articles when they’re linked by other Kinjas (I’m not a fan of Sports Ball). But for real all of your takes on pop culture and politics are just the best. (I mean that literally incase my overt praise came across as sarcasm)

Counter point, that 19 year old stoner you’re having dinner with just doesn’t want to talk to your racist misogynist ass.