I’m gonna throw my money behind the dark horse Louisiana.

If you think these are bad watch the live action Initial D movie. *shudders*

So her breaking those ribs was probably a blessing in disguise. The x-rays likely spotted the tumors (or evidence of them, I’m not a doctor). Anyways hang in there girl, we need you.

Counter point. Not everyone reads those sites as well. No need to be a dick.

Been playing Hitman since Contracts. The game is at its best when everything goes sideways. I’m glad that they put all the levels from the last one in 2 as that game’s combat and scoring system were downright punishing. (Full disclosure I also genuinely liked Absolution so my opinion is probably void)

That article was magical. I kept thinking my jaw couldn’t drop any farther, but by the end I had to pick dirt out of my mouth.

Sorry if this has been said before, the BMW in Wheelman was a 5 series. (It was the generation where the M5 was a V10 [I don’t know their internal nomenclature like most jalops, I’m more into JDM] though it only had one exhaust outlet so it clearly wasn’t an “M”). If I’m not mistaken you could get those with a pretty…

Yeah, not a very good one at that. It’s a shame Pierce Brosnan went from Golden Eye and Tomorrow Never Dies (super underrated) to the meh World is Not Enough and downright awful Die Another Day.

Fluoridation is a commie plot.

Lol at a DMC Delorean being the cover car. Those things are barely fast enough to get a speeding ticket on the highway.

They do in Bizarro World, where things like alternative facts exist.

I loved him in Hell on Wheels. Please keep trying to make him a thing.

The Z32. I thought that car was sexy since before I even knew what that word meant.

That was probably one of the worst films I have ever seen... and I loved it.

Bonus points if he’s writing it off as a loss to avoid income tax.

Proof that we’re living in an Onion article, you tell me she wouldn’t have been a better casting choice for Mrs. Coulter in The Golden Compass. It’s even her name.

I thought we had already established that it was Tommy Wiseau?

Yeah, OSI fixed the Super Soldier serum’s side effects. Before he was taking some sort of suppression injections. 

I suddenly feel a lot better about the candidate in my fifth district writing erotic literature about Bigfoot... at least he’s not this guy.

Do yourself a favor, find a copy of the Principia Discordia. *fades back into the greys*