Cause they’re smaller targets and cops are terrible shots I guess?

I’m surprised they didn’t take him to Burger King after taking him into custody.

I point to edibles as a valid option (and maybe even a good cross-fade). Disclaimer: I am asthmatic, so smoking in general has never really been a thing for me.

There’s also the issue of them giving him makeup with grey undertones, and neglecting to apply the makeup up to his hairline. Forehead is shiny AF.

It’s like getting jumped into a gang.

I was live-tweeting for a friend. I tapped out halfway through don jr’s speech. My brain couldn’t keep up with all the bullshit.

Would this 4 year old have access to Regional Center services?

If these fuckers tried this stateside with a child from Child Protective Services, they wouldn’t be able to foster or adopt a child ever again in this life or the next.

It’s so beautiful I could cry.

Absolutely. It’s like bedbugs: you see two, you officially have an infestation.

Thankfully this dude isn’t white.

I haven’t gotten laid since the tail end of the Obama administration.

There’s this super cute guy in my program that I was really into. Found out about a month ago that he “sees me as more of a friend.”

I started off with random Jack in the Crack spicy popcorn chicken (strangely good. Did not expect that). Started with combo cheap vodka/Sprite (did not expect that cheap vodka to be so, smooth. I can take that as a straight shot, and I never do shots. This may be dangerous). I ended with a Joia Spirit prepackaged…

I feel like anyone who has watched Ru Paul’s Drag Race would have figured it out quickly.

It’s not just you. To me, he looks like a braatty rich kid from Cruel Intentions minus the hotness and charm.

Some people just don’t get it until they “feel it on their skin” (a phrase from one of my old professors).

No!!! Not white cotton gloves! they just suck away all the moisture from the lotion or ointment you JUST put on. If you want to make sure the product actually absorbs into your skin, you need something non absorbent. I like to use nitrile powder free gloves. I have occasional eczema on my hands, so when it flares up,…

No!!! Not white cotton gloves! they just suck away all the moisture from the lotion or ointment you JUST put on. If…

He reminds me of Dita von Teese, and her burlesque/old Hollywood glamour aesthetic.

I keep telling my mom I want him to get hit by spontaneous lightning.