I do hope you told her in no uncertain terms to fuck all of the way off. Never do you lay what is pretty clearly toxic masculinity taken, honestly, to its logical conclusion, at the feet of women.

**cackling riotously**

I was asking “Why?” for so long regarding these policy changes. Earlier this year I really, finally accepted that it’s all tied into white supremacy. I think I was just trying not to believe it.

If “off the wall” ice cream flavors are you thing, then you might want to go here:

I, personally, would LOVE to be a professional vacationer.  How can I get into that?

This is such good Kinja.

Even Ambien Walrus has lines he won’t cross.

For some strange reason, I read this to the tune of Pure Imagination from “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.”

Right here with you.

I’m 33. I STILL have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. She’ll be fine.

You forgot human affection.

The Billie Ellish song sounds like one that would be used on So You Think You Can Dance.

I’m 99% I got them from one of my clients. I have to go into random people’s homes, and I’ve seen more than a few semi-hoarding, roach infested places.

These are actually the first two I’ve encountered since moving into my house 3 years ago, so my concerns is that the battle is just beginning.

I’m in a house I bought 3 years ago, so I will be footing the bill. But I will probably be calling in a professional for an assessment.

I have found exactly 2 begbugs in my bedroom over the past 1 1/2 months. Do I need to panic yet?

I’m already one of those strange people that doesn’t like condiments, so this is my idea of Hell.

I literally just posted about something like this. Only difference with me is I haven’t even started my social work master’s yet.

So I put in for a demotion from my current position cause my job**coughbosscough** was slowing causing me to become violently ill, to the point I was starting to get sick in front of my clients. While that’s in the works, my boss and my boss’s boss seem hell-bent on squeezing every last drop of work they can out of…

This guy sounds like he’s basically one step away from doing a mass shooting.