Your sister and my mom could be besties.

I spent my Thanksgiving with my mom (because no one invited us to anything, wonder why). It was okay, definitely could have been worse, given her tendency towards being a loud-mouthed, judgmental douche. Yesterday was spent outlet mall shopping, again, with my mother.

Not gonna lie, I would really like to try that Cajun turkey.

*slowly raises hand*

*slowly blinking*

May I please hit it with a hammer? Repeatedly?

My favorite one will always be “Rage Tribble.”

In the middle of a “jaunt,” taken while awake?

I had an attack of the lazies this morning, missed my yoga class, and basically spent all day sleeping and surfing the interwebs.

#RelationshipGoals

SHINY AND CHROME!!!

Omg that was the one I hated the most (of the ones I’ve actually seen).

I can see he doing some sort of collaboration with Dr. Scholls to phase comfy heels into her concert wardrobe.

So my mother has taken to shaming me for not wanting to go anywhere on the weekends **coughcoughwithhercoughcough**. Today’s subtle did was “so how did it feel not doing anything at all today?”

General life update (if you care):

So. My “friend’s” birthday dinner/party started at 5:30 PM. It is not roughly 6PM and I and I am seriously contemplating whether or not I give enough of a shit to get up and go.

My “friends” keep canceling on me with very short, or zero notice. I don’t get out nearly as much as I should, so I always get super sad when people flake out on me.

So, I have moved on to stage 2 of my possible job offer: medical and psychological testing!! Yay. The psychological testing is at the end of this month, and the medical testing is scheduled for half way through the next month. We’ll see how that goes.

Someday, I would like to see one these created for people with dark skin.

Someday, I would like to see one these created for people with dark skin.

Most alarming, however, is Omarosa’s chilling statement about Trump and her confidence that he will somehow win this whole thing and drag us all to hell.