Staying inside with my new AC. The old one that came with the house finally crapped out a few days ago. Went through 2 miserable days without it working before we could finally get someone back out to look at it. My mom got so fed up with the old one that she got the new one . . . for $5k.

Well, my weekend is shot. I’m still sick (with a lung infection or whatever the fuck this is, that my coworker gave me), so I haven’t left my house all damn day.

For once, I agree with her.

#TradingUp

First off: let me just say, I feel your pain. I feel your pain deeply.

Yes it was. The show was called “Almost Human.” Both male leads were sexy as Hell.

I did 5 hours of overtime today.

This dog is me around men I find attractive.

The Vox quote sums it up really well. It’s what you say to someone who makes a really terrible pun or tries to land some snarky burn but fails completely. It’s the twitter joke version of

I haven’t jumped on the bandwagon because:

For the past couple weeks, me knee has been feeling “off,” like I knocked it out of place, if such a thing is possible. I can’t run, and I’ve missed yoga for the past 2 weeks, cause I can’t do a bunch of the moves that require being on your knees or putting weight on them.

**shifty eyes**

When they are hot, frequently.

Funny thing is, that is part of the reason I found myself so attracted to this guy. I have always had a thing for mildly androgynous/gender-fluid guys (see: Brian Molko from the band Placebo). Guys that are comfortable enough with their sexuality to not see the need to act like overly-masculine asshats are my…

No weddings, just reams and reams of happy couples, being all happy and well adjusted in my face all the goddamn time.

I have been waiting with baited breath for this SNS, because I have gossip.

Such a weird come down reading this (and listening to the song) after having read this other Jezebel post.

*waits for the sculpture of him blowing his damn fool brains out*

1.) Wear a fucking helmet, shitheel. Safety first.

This post is giving me life right now.