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LogicFail: Go Fuck a Tree 2020
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I just cringed so hard for you I may have broken the sound barrier.

Twice tonight I tried to be sociable.

Me rn:

Too bad. Had a college friend that looked like the lead singer. His name was Daniel. So pretty.

I need to replace my Cover Girl pressed powder compact because I suddenly found myself using it everyday this week. Before that, it was literally just in my purse cause I needed a mirror.

“The shirt. Like a shirt dress, but shittier.”

In the Entertainment Tonight interview seen above (please watch it, I can’t be alone with this), Carter was asked if he’s still sober after a 2011 stint in rehab. “I drink wine, I smoke weed, I have anxiety problems, I take medication for anxiety. It’s just what it is,” he answered.

The other wrestler I think is really nice to look at is Kofi Kingston but...He wears a unicorn horn now? It is weird. All very weird.

My skin is in a perpetual state of oily. I require a daily makeup that will absorb the oil slick, but doesn’t take more than 5 minutes to put on, because I am exceedingly lazy. Right now, I am using one of those drugstore BB creams, and it is the opposite of helpful. I am about at that point where I will just give up

Yet another Saturday night, spent doing absolutely nothing.

Unrelated . . .

No worries, and no offense taken, the whole krumping thing is just what happened to pop into my head when I saw the vid.

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Hmm . . . seemed less like Haka to me, but more like krumping

AAANNNDDDD.....Green looks even more similar to Burton’s ex-wife Lisa Marie (who came before HBC)....he definitely has a type.

WHY MUST THEY SHOVE THEIR GAYNESS DOWN MY THROAT

Dingdingding!

His brother is hotter.

She cashin’ allllll them checks, and yet, she is still so damn thirsty.

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The following is completely unrelated to GoT:

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In my mind, she is humming this, in a vain attempt to stop herself from running up and clocking Trump upside the head: