In Texas, the state trooper who pulled over Sandra Bland for a routine traffic stop that ultimately led to her death has been fired out of a trebuchet and into the fucking sun.

Similar situation in my state. Here you have to assign any court ordered child support to the state to get cash aid. Then you would have to fill out a form to help the state open up a child support case if there isn’t one already.

I guess so?

Damn Bingo. I had no idea you felt a certain kind of way about this.

I am 31. I can now truly say, I really don’t understand young people.

I may be, quite literally, the most boring woman alive.

These, but they’re always super expensive for some reason:

Your pain: I feel it to the very depths of my soul.

Literally my thought process:

Exactly. And in France, and she is French so this was beaten into her head probably, race doesn’t exist. At least not legally, the word “race” isn’t allowed to appear anywhere. Which means no social programs or affirmative action or even diversity in the media. Their official policy is to be colorblind and let me tell…

I feel like experiencing all of this simultaneously would cause you to have an aneurysm and die.

Two-way toss up between Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle, and Goliath from Gargoyles.

Also, Scott Weiland.

Yep, “dry land policy”.

I also cackled while watching this.

I once worked briefly with a guy who could be his doppleganger.

Sprite Cranberry. Thank you mom.

Awwh, I’m all late to the fun . . .

I swear to Yeezus I will dance a jig when this muthafucker kicks.

I swear to Yeezus I will dance a jig when this muthafucker kicks.