That was some pretty epic word salad. Allow me to translate:

Malik Yoba's face as she saunters by (he's just like, "boss. Halp?").

I love that he's just so nonchalant about his table flip.

This will always be my favorite table flip, mainly because I still play MapleStory (shout-out to Galicia server).

I had no idea that I would be using this gif twice today.

I am imagining it like that scene where Constantine flicks off Satan as he is slowly lifted toward heaven.

I, as a Black person *coughwithSEVEREECZEMAcough* shower every other day (weather permitting). It's more or less a function of my housing area having shitty water that dries the shit out of my skin, making an already very annoying skin condition that much worse. Now, there might be something to her statement as far…

Aaaand this is why I could never be an actress.

Her dress reminds me of when I used to pull taffy with my mom when I was a kid.

Idioms: not meant for use by idiots.

*pouts*

There is definitely a reason I buy most of my clothing and accessories from the clearance racks of off price clothing stores (Ross Dress for less, DD's Discounts, Bealls Outlets, etc.).

Seriously. The one time where I'd be like, "Mr. President. Drone strike away. I insist."

I would totally do the same thing . . . if that fish was like this one.

Yes, but can you perform those tasks while being extremely cute and pocket-sized?

Mr. and Mrs. are both former TV news anchors/reporters who quit their jobs to run their own video production company. Last Christmas (or maybe the Christmas before?), they made a video holiday newsletter about their family that went viral. It was super cutesy and obnoxious - all the humblebrag bullshit you hate…

#ElevatedDiscussion :)

Oh look, another big budget film with a nearly all white cast. Buying color-blind casting please.

Oh Gawd, now I am imagining them riding tiny Shetland ponies.

*Looks up Din Tai Fung*