True story. Plus...the human vagina is literally always excreting. Always. It's what keeps it healthy. Why would you not wear underwear??????

I for one prefer the classic oh rly.

Omg the ending of that episode. I literally made that "oh damn, shit just got real" face at my screen.

Definitely not the only one. When I was in high school, my mom won one from a radio contest. I loved that thing so much, and played with it so often, that the bellybutton doesn't work properly anymore. Also, a friend of mine brought hers to school (hers was the baby version), and we let them talk to/sing/dance with…

Lord, now I have to go watch that scene.

Just like Scott Baio.

I'm surprised to see the brown bear back as your avatar. I was rather enjoying watching the pink bear knee the random dude in the face on loop.

This looks like something Perez Hilton would wear, and that makes me sad.

I would assume most people do it for the "free blah$ gift card with purchase" thing (I've seen this in some of the Black Friday store ads).

I don't like it much either, but it seems to be the only one I use that isn't constantly crashing, and doesn't use a crapton of memory (I use, Firefox, Chrome, and Opera).

The schadenfreude would be AMAZING.

You do not denigrate the people you are teaching, ESPECIALLY when they are children. Why the fuck is this so hard for these empathy-impaired people to understand?!

I love that guy in the back. He knows what's up.

For my county, you can check your vote by mail status to see if you ballot was received by the Registrar. It's pretty nifty: https://lavote.net/SECURED/AV_INQUIRY/

You are not the only one. I refuse to watch this show. The emotional manipulation makes me sad.

I bet that would look something like this.

Or a cthulhu. Wait, do those eat people? Wait, are cthulhu and kraken basically the same thing?

I am a Black woman and I agree with you on this. I happen to like AA, I just don't like how it currently is applied. I want to see it applied based on just the things you mentioned, so that people in poor/rural communities, get a chance at a better education. Also, if these kinds of demographics were applied…

I have a sinking feeling that Obama was coached to lay low/be cool. And I feel like they did that because they didn't want it too seem like he was "beating up on" R-Money (insert "loud angry Black man" trope here).

I swear to dog, he was trying not to laugh in R-Money's face.