Basically. I'm surprised that my mom and I are not yelling that at the teevee.

It's from an advert for the second season of American Horror Story.

I only wish I had gotten to your comment in time. Now I have blood all over my shirt from that shit article.

Oh God, a Death Note. Oh the money I would pay to have one of those right now.

Goliath from the show Gargoyles. Attempting to do him would probably kill me.

So, this has been me for the last few minutes.

What is this Ryan Lochte gif you speak of? I MUST see it, because reasons.

I did the exact same thing,with a side of "joy-crying."

Yes, yes it is. In my defense, I was only on there to show my mom a photo of my friend's kid. I just got carried away and started looking at the people doing things with their life that I want to do with my life.

I wish I could get my life the way I want it. I can't even seem to get that "severe depression" thing or that "I really need a steady fucking job after three years of unemployment" shit together. I'm 27. I will be 28 in December. These are supposed to be the best times of my life. And all I seem to do these days…

Supporting black-owned businesses is reverse racism?

This would be the greatest first time sex story in the history of the world.

My sentiments exactly.

Reminds me of this one. How can you deny such pleading for cuddles?!

Ahh yes, the "joys" of under-boob sweat. In the summer months, I HAVE TO wear a bra because of this.

Squirrel video is definitely cute, but related kitten video is cuter.

I feel like this should be superimposed on some female version of one of those "most interesting man in the world" photos.

Completely irrelevant but: I thought Montezuma's Revenge was a ride at Knott's Berry Farm.

So I wasn't reading closely AT ALL, and assumed this was the woman singing "don't be tardy for the party."

Irony of ironies, this is the exact one I ended up with.