This probably won't get seen cause of stupid kinja, but I will try anyway:

http://jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com/p/jen-reads-50-shades-of-grey.html?zx=94dc6182fdf01aca

I am posting this image here, in addition to groupthink, because it amuses me so fucking much.

*Reads title*

On the upside, we can still post pics.

So my mother's coworker gave her a post-it note with a building address and name written on it, saying that there may be job openings there. My mom really, really wants me to go to this place and leave a bunch of resumes around, basically flyer the shit out of the place. I'm scant cause I went to the website for the…

Yes.

*hand raise*

When it comes to things like swing dancing, I'm actually decent. But club dancing? Forget it!

So I'm watching the Tony Awards" (wanna-be theater nerd) and OMG ALEX WONG FROM SO YOU THING YOU CAN DANCE! He made it to Broadway! I squealed so loudly my mom walked in and scowled at me like I had lost my mind.

Fifth Element and Cruel Intentions. They are both so bad they broke through the space-time continuum and became good.

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I bet my mom does. I'm a depression ridden jobless 27 year old.

How dare you respond with science and logic?! Absolutely deplorable.

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I love your father. Make sure and tell him that for me.

In my previous post, I used the word "jaunt." This caused me to remember the short story "The Jaunt" by Stephen King, that I have heard of, but never actually read.

Just took a jaunt over to Gawker, and had a look at the new commenting system.

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Tonight I had a pain episode that was so epic I actually full-on cried. I haven't cried in a good three years (around the time I started taking antidepressants).