Seriously. And then they start fucking tap dancing in your uterus.

Nope, they are completely oblivious. Sometimes, maliciously so. To a "lesser" extent, some of them feel they have earned the right to treat their kids this way.

An odd thing happened to me yesterday. My friend came down from the valley for a play-date. After we had lunch, we went for a little shopping at one of those off price clothing stores (think TJ Maxx). While she was looking at some hats, I decided to go upstairs, in a vain attempt to find bras that fit. On the way…

Yours is much more positive than mine: "look at all the fucks I give."

Well, I know a movie you would just LOVE (though you have probably already seen it).

I could be wrong, but I think you are talking about this:

These kinds of commercials always freak my shit out.

Every time a fucker pulls some shit like that in a thread, I get tempted to post the "trolol" video in response, with the line, "please rise for your national anthem."

Question: is that "Why Rick Santorum Would Have Killed My Daughter" cross-posted or something? Because my sweet Lord, the comments in that post are horrifying!

And this shit here is why I will never do drugs. I am scared shitless that I will try something, and have some kind of weird psychosis bubble up to the surface.

Or, you know, most of the planet.

I feeling a bit down. Anyone have any suggestions for something upbeat to watch? (Iwill be streaming or torrenting because I don't have Netflix).

I live with the woman, so my coping mechanisms involve retreating into my computer.

I feel like whining summore:

Don't mind me, just trying to make myself less sad.

I don't have a job,and she let's me live with her rent free.