I won't do anything rash (mainly cause mainlining a bottle of pills would result in me throwing up, not a fan of puking). I just wish I could get the Hell away from this woman. I have this saying about her that I have told my besties jokingly: "every moment spent with her is a moment I kinda want to gouge my right…

So, my mother decided to tell me that I am pathetic (not like it's the first time, but still). Now I am feeling a rather distinct urge to go to sleep and never wake up.

Quite frankly, I don't think I have ever been so disappointed in us as a country.

I know that's right. Wouldn't want them to start tasting stale. *giggles*

I was thinking more of a tribble.

Basically.

So what you're saying is, Jessica ruined an orgasm for you?

OMG so edgy!

I am still not convinced that this is an actual thing.

Trotta responded that the purpose of the military is "to defend and protect us, not the people who were fighting the war." Oh rly?

Basically.

Werd.

Replying so it can be seen.

This song always gets to me. (there is also this acapella? version I can only seem to find of music.com)

*hand raise* ooo me!

I feel the same way about her song "Hometown Glory," even though it isn't specifically related to something sad.

Sherlock is definitely the creepy guy at work . . . that you secretly want to do.

Totally random question:

According to ABC7 news I was just watching, Whitney Huston has died.

Oh My God. Gargoyles was my favorite childhood cartoon, and I shipped the hell out of Eliza and Goliath for the longest time.