You miss every shot you don’t take.

I kid. David is my absolute favorite writer around here. His posts are often him doing cool stuff and telling us about it. It’s like a friend telling me, “OK, you’re not going to believe this shit...”

But a dustpan and broom...

Everyone is talking about the IMS bearing, which tells me they get all their info about Porsches of this era from the internet fear machine.

I think in this case it’s a minor inconvenience but a major expense. That top mechanism is filled with expensive parts. 

I used to compare dating a stripper to having a snake for a pet. It’s not for everyone and does have it’s fun in it’s own way as long as you remember what you have. I quit dating strippers long ago, but I do daily a 20 year old Parsh. 

https://jalopnik.com/want-to-buy-a-porn-stars-hot-rodded-nissan-5591949

Thanks. I’m actually aware of that.

My conversations with Consumer Reports have been underwhelming tbh.

Even though it doesn’t look like it, I’m assuming it’s a Jaaaag.

And his real name is Tim Allen Dick.

It is. Tying two rocks together never makes them float better. 

As someone who was once poor and had shit credit, but has beaten it, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about what caused it. My conclusion is irrational optimism and not exercising self-control were my biggest downfalls and are pretty damn common among others. When you believe that you’ll get that raise, the overtime…

I’m no fan of the president, but this situation generates zero outrage from me. Or even concern. 

That’s all valid, but I’ve seen the weather forcast and now I’m looking for Blizzaks in 190/55 ZR17. 

I subtracted internet points for no refernce to penis size. We must think about everyone’s dick.

The Roadsmart is actually a dual compound tire with longer wear center and stickier outsides. A heavy bike and 160 HP eats tires. I’ve heard of many riders going through them significantly faster.

Google “yellow wolf, tail of the dragon” sometime.

First I want say, I’ve never done this. However, for the guys I know who do, some of which are double darksiders, it’s not about cost. It’s more about downtime.

Can we assume the charity is a little racist too?