“So, after I went back to the hospital to get the stitches out of my leg from where I gashed it on the Cybertruck’s door, I stopped to pick up some groceries. Came home to find my tailgate is bent now.

Thanks for the history lesson!

My dad was in Amphibious service for the USN.

Well, I had forgotten about the Versailles. And now you’ve gone and ruined that for me.

Don’t forget about the Lincoln Versailles!  It was a gussied up Ford Grenada. So...some competition?

You’d probably have a better time getting this through the Panama Canal by loading it into a Panamax freighter than trying to book passage the regular way.

Damn it, take your star and get outta here!

The drugs back in the 80s must have been good if GM thought this could compete with, well, anything other than GM’s other, crappier offerings.

This Cimmy should have been left down in the well.

I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again. There should be exactly one criterion for graduating high school and being deemed a legal adult. And that criterion is demonstrating an understanding of how interest rates work. People can Google everything else as needed.

An additional consideration around emergency vehicles:

This. An AI-based approach to this could actually work.  You need a system to process a lot of simulated interactions and learn which ones produce the best outcomes.

“Deep-throated” would be more accurate.

***The following is in no way intended to indicate any fault on the OP’s part***

I’m trying to think of a business magnate who has so thoroughly ground his reputation into the dirt as Elon has and I am completely blank.

After Trump confirmed that Elon endorsed him “Full Throated”, it’s clear old muskrat will do anything for his favorite politicians.

youd think parking on the wrond side of the street in a RED zone would be allowed! /s

We intend to fully cooperate with that investigation

“In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him.”

I literally never considered that the car might be at the end, rather than the start of it’s trip on the flatbed.  Now it’s even funnier!